I Don't Like to Swear Sir, but No Thank You

"Bitches get stuff done."-Tina Fey
"A woman is like a tea bag- you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water."-Eleanor Roosevelt
"Alright, then, I'll go to hell."-Mark Twain
"If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk, then adhasdh asdglaseuyt[bn[ pasdlgkhasdfasdf."
-Lemony Snicket

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hotlocalsingle:

my life is the joke my appearance is the punchline
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i wrote a haiku

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melata:

motherfucking crumbs

who the fuck you think you are

all up on my bed

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ifyouseecourtney:

A List of People That Make Me Question My Existence

└ Chris Evans
- um stop
- my actual husband
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peewentz:

i have no idea what’s going on like 90% of the time

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DID I DO MODEL UNITED NATIONS IN HIGHSCHOOL?

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along time ago, we used to be friends…

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